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Cose che i computer fanno solo nei film

Geniale elenco delle cose che i computer fanno nei film e che sono totalmente fuori dalla realtà.
8. You can also infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing “UPLOAD VIRUS”
9. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain’s desktop computer even if it’s turned off.
10. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn’t go faster than you can read. (Really advanced computers will also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer.)
15. Computers only take 2 seconds to boot up instead of the average minutes for desktop PCs and 30 minutes or more for larger systems that can run 24 hours, 365 days a year without a reset.
20. Computers can interface with any other computer regardless of the manufacturer or galaxy where it originated.
21. Computer disks will work on any computer has a floppy drive and all software is usable on any platforms.
22. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it will have
23. Note: You must be highly trained to operate high-tech computers because the buttons have no labels except for the “SELF-DESTRUCT” button.

4 commenti:

  1. Riguardo al punto 20, mi sono sempre chiesto che protocolli usano gli alieni di Indipendence Day...

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  2. Anonimo10:09 AM

    Tcp/Ip caro fabio. Altrimenti Will Smith si è scaricato un interfaccia da Sourceforge.net messa a disposizione da alcuni popoli precedentemente conquistati...
    Tutto l' universo è paese.

    RispondiElimina
  3. il sistema positronico di star trek rimane sempre il migliore

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