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26.11.09

"Ecco volevo dire che secondo me Avatar è una cagata pazzesca!!"

Assolutamente non ufficiale, non autorizzata, non firmata e non confermabile in alcun modo è però arrivata in rete la prima recensione di Avatar, l'ha scritta qualcuno appartenente all'industria dell'entertainment si dice, qualcuno che ovviamente non la firma anche perchè il film ne esce a dir poco demolito.
Secondo chi scrive è uno schifo raro che fa anche vomitare (letteralmente) per come è utilizzato il 3D.
I watch a lot of movies, and am especially obsessed with watching horrible films with inflated budgets. I was delighted to find that Avatar didn't disappoint in the absolutely horrible fetishizing of azure humanoids that James Cameron has obviously been drawing on the back covers of his notebooks since middle school and secretly getting off to in the gym locker room. The new technology they've been using to eliminate the headaches and sickness conducive to old 3D tech has not been used properly in the action scenes throughout Avatar. The problem is with cutting in between 3D focal points and perspective - the mind cannot adjust to it without a buffer - thus, Avatar is literally vomit inducing.

But the movie itself, the story/acting/tone are alienating and weird. Of course there are very beautiful moments, with great editing/sound/art direction, but overall it's a horrible piece of shit. The entirety of the Hollywood marketing machine is behind it, however, so it's going to make a boatload (eh I could slip a Titanic ref. whatever) of money.

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